Tom and Bill, who of you two is stingier?
Tom: that’s me, i’m stingier. (they laugh)
It’s probably best if neither of you gives an answer to that question... who has the longest hair?
Tom: um... me.
Bill: yeah, Tom.
Who’s the biggest fashion victim?
Tom: me.
Bill: not me. (they laugh)
Who of you is the most annoying?
Bill: Tom!
Tom (at the same time): Bill! (they laugh)
The ugliest?
Bill: Tom!
Tom: Bill! (they laugh)
The most authoritative?
Bill & Tom (unison): umm... (they laugh)
Bill: it’s hard to tell...
Tom: i’d say it’s me.
Georg: i’d say it’s Bill.
The most athletic?
Bill: well, not me.
Tom: neither of us.
Who of you is the most seductive?
Tom: of us all or...?
Bill: well, of us all...
Tom: well, of us all it’s me. and just between the two of us it’s also me. (Bill and Georg groan) (they laugh)
The strongest?
Bill (very determined): me! for sure.
Who’s the smartest?
Bill: mmh... i guess we complement each other quite well.
Who of you looks best naked?
Bill: me, me!
Who’s the best in bed? (they laugh)
Tom: well, you needn’t even ask that question. although we can’t actually judge over that.
Bill: yeah.
Tom: you should ask the ladies. well, the others haven’t had too many ladies yet, so... (Bill goes *oooh*. once again it’s obvious that they have a different opinion about one-night stands.)
Tom seems to be quite the womanizer.
Tom: of course.
I thought that was rather Gustav…
Bill: the ladies’ man?
Tom: Gustav?
Georg: Gustav?
Yeah, the one who’s had the most girls.
Gustav: oh, i see. no, not me. (they laugh)